Tuesday, April 22, 2008

705

A number 5 bus will never set foot, or tire, onto Bay Street.

704

BMWs are becoming the new Hondas, in Nassau at least...you may not care.

703

If you have never used it, Australian Beeswax is thicker than you would expect.

702

Easter is a national psuedonym for Beach.

701

Dom is old enough to say "Back in my day..." without it being sarcastic.

605

Ronnie Butler is not as tall as he looks on TV. However, he is as cool.

604

Coming up with 5 things that we learnt is a bit more of a challenge than expected.

603

People may look at you like you are weird if you climb food store shelves to access an out-of-reach item...you may not care.

602

When people purchased horses, they looked at their teeth to see if the horse was healthy (in the mouth)...so the proverb, Dont look a gift horse in the mouth, states that you should not do that if the horse was a given to you.

601

Time has changed. You should set your timekeepers to one hour ahead. Days will be longer now.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

505

In General, women do appreciate each other. They may "hate on" each other but most do encourage Sisterhood...we stand corrected.

504

It is illegal to bury a body after 6 p.m. ...finally, good news for vampires.. oh, wait.

503

TCBY is closed just about every Monday this month.

502

The met office has the nicest civil servants. They open 24/7 with answers about the tide, temperature and the moon.

501

There is a such thing as a Hexapus an octopus with 6 legs, its name is Henry.

Monday, March 3, 2008

405

In 2004, The Bahamas had the only infant ICU in the Caribbean.

404

Wine tastes alot better when it is stolen.

403

It is illegal to get married after dark...that sucks for vampires.

402

Inside My Love by Minnie Riperton is probably the best foreplay song ever!

401

Women, generally, do not like other women.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

305

Nassau is a completely different place between 6am and 7:45am.

304

You should save your work every time your fingers leave the keyboard. No exceptions.

303

The shoelace that you put on top in the first knot determines the direction of your bow.

302

Spraying your door-locks with WD-40 or silicone every month will make them turn like brand new. Big difference.

301

When the green flag is up in Parliament Square it means the House of Assembly is meeting. Red is the Senate.

Sunday, February 24, 2008

205

There is a such thing as a purple sweet pepper...and they are delicious!

204

Guys, When deciding whether to get closer, wait for a girl to say no, not yes. [Dsus spoke]

203

Dial 999 to find out the number of any phone in The Bahamas. Try it now.

202

A finger in the air (especially when raised from a steering wheel) can mean "Hello", "Thank you" or "One second".

201

You will probably never remember all the ways we cook conch in one sentence.

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

105

A gas-station DVD salesmen will try to sell you a Dora The Explorer dvd or an Adult film in the same sales pitch..

104

Nakita Musgrove is off the chain.

103

There is no archived market research or economic analysis to prove that Hot-Cakes sell better than regular cakes.

102

If you walk around with poster-paper people will assume you're either in school or you have children.

101

You will get an $80.00 fine for parking on the "sidewalk" opposite the stalls at fishfry.