305

Nassau is a completely different place between 6am and 7:45am.

304

You should save your work every time your fingers leave the keyboard. No exceptions.

303

The shoelace that you put on top in the first knot determines the direction of your bow.

302

Spraying your door-locks with WD-40 or silicone every month will make them turn like brand new. Big difference.

301

When the green flag is up in Parliament Square it means the House of Assembly is meeting. Red is the Senate.

205

There is a such thing as a purple sweet pepper...and they are delicious!

204

Guys, When deciding whether to get closer, wait for a girl to say no, not yes. [Dsus spoke]

203

Dial 999 to find out the number of any phone in The Bahamas. Try it now.

202

A finger in the air (especially when raised from a steering wheel) can mean "Hello", "Thank you" or "One second".

201

You will probably never remember all the ways we cook conch in one sentence.

105

A gas-station DVD salesmen will try to sell you a Dora The Explorer dvd or an Adult film in the same sales pitch..

104

Nakita Musgrove is off the chain.

103

There is no archived market research or economic analysis to prove that Hot-Cakes sell better than regular cakes.

102

If you walk around with poster-paper people will assume you're either in school or you have children.

101

You will get an $80.00 fine for parking on the "sidewalk" opposite the stalls at fishfry.